The PrefaceBy: Alyssa Foster and Cassidy Martenson Co-Editor and Visiting Writer Cue the tears. We’re done. You’ll never be able to hear about our lives again. Did you think you could read a column without it starting off in some dramatic way? That could never happen. However, we are not kidding. This is the last time […]
By: Alyssa Foster and Cassidy Martenson Co-Editor and Visiting Writer We hope you all had a good week, because we can’t say we did. Cassidy got an avocado, and that was the highlight of the entire week. We have to begin this with a shout out to Cassidy’s professor, Dr. Davis. We know you’re reading […]
By: Alyssa Foster and Cassidy Martenson Co-Editor and Visiting Writer Are you all aware that Cassidy used to be a professional cake decorator? Sorry, that was a weird way to start. Hi. Welcome back. Did you know that Cassidy was a professional cake decorator? Cassidy thinks that it is insane that Alyssa went to college […]
By: Alyssa Foster and Cassidy Martenson Co-Editor and Visiting Writer Back again. Are we sad knowing that we only have three weeks left of sharing our fascinating lives with you? Absolutely. But we’ll be honest and let you know that we’re ready to be done with this school year, and without the dramatic events that […]
By: Alyssa Foster and Cassidy Martenson Co-Editor and Visiting Writer Hey everyone. We are back and nothing has changed. Not even our column’s title has changed, yet one of us has not been an editor for about two months. So, why haven’t we changed it? That’s simple. We realized that we have already been running […]
By: Alyssa Foster and Cassidy Martenson Co-Editor and visiting writer If you have learned anything from reading this column, it should be that Alyssa and Cassidy are extremely dramatic. Let’s be honest: this whole column is just a dramatization of our very average lives. Well, this week was no different, and you’re about to learn […]
By: Alyssa Foster and Cassidy Martenson Co-Editor and visiting writer We got snowed in this week and even though it was only one day, it was miserable. We are both out of milk, and what can you actually make without milk? Not macaroni & cheese, the meal Alyssa usually eats. Not even a bowl of […]
By: Alyssa Foster and Cassidy Martenson Co-Editor and Another week, another column where we tell you all about our work and school stress and poor financial situations. This week is special, though, because the money situation is Cassidy’s necessary purchase rather than Alyssa’s unnecessary shopping. Cassidy was having some car troubles, though nothing seemed to […]
By: Alyssa Foster and Cassidy Martenson Co-Editors Picture this: your roommate yells from the hallway where her emotional support bunny lives and announces, “I left a present outside your door!” What do you think is outside the door? Alyssa’s first thought was Oatmeal, Cassidy’s emotional support rabbit. She was wrong. It was a potato. A […]
By: Alyssa Foster and Cassidy Martenson Managing Editor and Community We are back. We are not too sure what happens now that we are back, but here we are. Not much has changed since we last updated you on our lives. However, John is now back, and Benjamin is now gone. He is only gone […]